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1. n. The original term for "quad rugby", a fierce ball game of rugby played by quadruplegic athletes in wheelchairs.

2. n. The title of a 2005 documentary about quad rugby.
by murderballfan August 03, 2005
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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To kill someone in the most unusual, extreme, hardcore, or rediculous way possible.
Rob murderballed that SOB! He drop kicked him off a balcony! The dude fell onto a handicapped parking sign and was paralyzed. Then Rob ran down the stairs and used his mouth as a urinal. Guy drowned to death...
by lilmikeymac November 17, 2009
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A game invented by the British Army in which is a lot like soccer. The differences are:

1. The goal is a post or a spot on the ground where the ball must be placed (not thrown), rather than an open goal

2. There are no rules. Anything goes except for the use of weapons and punching to the face or groin.

3. The winner is the team that accumulates the most points before the end of the game.

There are some variations such as 'last man standing murderball' and 'one point per hospitalisation'
'Fancy another game of murderball?'
'Not til they take my stitches out'
by Stef January 07, 2005
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The name for a guy's balls after he has sex with a girl on her period, leaving them covered in blood.
"She was riding the crimson, but we boned anyways. I looked down after and had a gnarly case of Murderballs.
by TheGMP February 15, 2010
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(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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A TikToker who is obsessed with the show total drama. She has over 9000 followers. She is a Noah stan and she is kinda famous.
by kash..kash..barbie January 31, 2021
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