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Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
by scissorsister February 02, 2011
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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A small but big, yittle but small tiny muppy named dre. BUT also big too sometimes.
Oh hey! Have you seen my muppy? OH look at da muppy she is so small to meeeeeeeeee.
by DA MUPPY MAN HEHE November 02, 2018
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1. A large, explosive shit, usually brought on by eating dominos pizza or drinking beer.

2. The act of taking a large explosive shit
Wow Kevin! I can’t believe you ate so much food, you are probably going to have a great muppy later on.
by Kanyewhizzle February 14, 2021
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Half man, half puppy. An unusual crossbreed. Can usually be observed in its' natural habitat.
by Lauw Lauw April 06, 2014
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An absolute weenus i.e. somebody who is really annoying and silly.
Madelaine: I'm such a Muppy
Fred: I know right?
by supadupathundapatrolmeister August 14, 2011
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Dem boys was out there fucking wit dat muppy

“Im bout to hop in the muppy and see wassup wit my dawg
by Browardteacher954 May 15, 2021
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