Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'
by ozzy3000 August 04, 2006
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Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

Sometimes pronounced "mun'er" with a Glottal stop in scotland
I widnae dae her, she's a fuckin' munter!
by harvey February 18, 2005
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A particularly ugly young lady. Can also be used as a verb, see example.
She's a bit of a munter. She munts for England. She's so ugly, she'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.
by Alistair Ward April 07, 2004
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a girl unblessed by the beauty fairy
"O my god! did you see the right munter kevin picked up last night"
by Jaki Jordan August 20, 2005
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The word used to describe a truly hideous beast of a woman.
Lambert says :"OMG Steve that must surely be the biggest munter i have ever seen"
Steve says : "Yeah i know look at the face"
by Steve-oholmes November 01, 2005
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