A pet name for somebody you like a lot.
Literal meaning; monkey's uncle

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

An incredibly toxic person.

A large person that is so large that it is difficult to tell where the gunt ends and the kankles end.

Verb. To grab or otherwise manipulate something with prehensile toes.
A useful application for monkey toes.

When one is related to one's self

Crumpled or messed up fabric object that is usually flat and smooth