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Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O

Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
by Like, Wtf?!? April 04, 2008
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If you say something and someone thinks you're lying, they'll say "say mums" and that means if you're lying, something happens to your mum. some people, like me, don't believe in this.
Person 1: Oh yeah my dad got robbed yesterday
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN
by NailLover101 February 23, 2018
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a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
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An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
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by 2020 is Satan April 02, 2020
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A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.
"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"
by Ivan January 21, 2004
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Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.

Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too

,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right

Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there

American= My mom is over there

....oh look theres not much differance

by I need a life January 01, 2007
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"That test mums."
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"That test was insignificant."
by Whit Smith February 06, 2005
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