Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...
by Eljay April 03, 2005
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After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.
After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.
by JediWords October 12, 2016
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A dirty bitch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

Often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. The offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. Examples of such names include: Denay, Jayden, Chapelle, Mercedes, etc.
Fwark me... she's such a scummy mummy she must be rakin' in the welfare.

Five year old girl: When I grow up (translation: When I'm 14), I wanna be a scummy mummy so I can leave school, get welfare, and sit on my ass doing nothing.

Bogan Male: Fuck those scummy mummies... without them I couldn't get a root, but fucken they take all my dole.
by Jayden Leski November 29, 2006
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When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.
Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.
by Theif in the Night January 26, 2009
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A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.
"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."
by PlayOnPlaya September 02, 2009
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excliamation used to express shock or suprise many used in N.Ireland
Oh mummy like I was scundered last nite when i feel in front off all them wee boys
by ladycadiver May 08, 2005
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