When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy

One who does not like people talking during a movie

Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.

To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.

The act of putting semen all over a person's body.

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.