When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

A very hairy woman's bottom

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.

Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back