To engage in anal sexual intercourse while in the "doggy style" position
I muled this chick so hard last night until she cried...and bled
by Bellemort Scarlet March 03, 2009
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The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.
Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.
by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016
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Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.
Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"
by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014
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An ambiguous term that can be applied to describe something that is open to interpretation, in order to disguise it's true meaning. Used to be vague about the true nature of what is being discussed. The more it doesn't make sense, the better.
Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...
by RRCsteve June 24, 2011
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1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water
Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.
by KRmd November 20, 2017
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Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
by Les Crapp October 01, 2007
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