When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
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Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 26, 2013
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A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way
Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse
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A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.
An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.
by malici January 05, 2011
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