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mule
n.
1. A carrier of things for someone else; often used to refer to a carrier of illegal drugs, or a video game character who functions as a holding space for items for another character.

v.
1. To hold or transit for someone else.
Bob is the mule for our drugs.

Mulebob is a 1st level character who's a mule for all our gear that we haven't sold yet.

We'll give that item to Mulebob to mule over to your character in that other place.
by Snowblood January 26, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.
I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.
All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.
by slap nutz July 29, 2003
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Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game term. Used to define extra characters that are created for the soul purpose of extra item slots.
"Brb guys, getting stuff of my mule."
by Ragnarok Blade April 09, 2005
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The outcome of when a donkey and a horse get it on.
My horse betty got fucked by your dirty bastard donkey. Now ive got a mule on my hands.
by Poo on a stick January 19, 2004
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