The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.
Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!
by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011
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Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise
“Wow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”
by Big Saucy June 23, 2018
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When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.
The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
by Mulchy McBagggerson September 03, 2009
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when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it
Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.
by perversed1 March 17, 2005
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A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!
by BrookieF August 03, 2010
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A hit taken from a water pipe (bong) that is roughly half tobacco and half marijuana bud. Also known as Spliff Rips, Mullies, Mixers, and Zorb.
"I just took the largest mulch rip, feel totally zorbed out"
by Jon the Blaptist March 22, 2010
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