A gurning chimp, whose knuckles are permanently grazed from dragging along the floor. Maintains a permanently vacant expression, which is used to lure in the ladies. Unfortunately the effect is short-lived and can lead to female knees connecting with Mugridge gonads.

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.