I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

Anita should wash her snatch more often. She has muffocated her last six boyfriends.

Old John got muffocated, what a way to go!

Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation

I was eating her out for so long that I suffered from muffocation.