To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious
sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing
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Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.
I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work.
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you can't be part of our muffle since you arent ginger.
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To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry
Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.
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n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.
Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!
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Ray-Ray was poppin' shit to Big Tom and got his ass muffled
by Eric B June 08, 2004
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