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A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.
Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)
by PuffMaMuff September 27, 2015
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.
My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats
by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020
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someone, usually a lesbian, who constantly has their head up someone else's hoohoo
"Oh look, there's my favourite mufflepuff <3!"
by themightyconch January 05, 2021
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The act of eating out a woman who has a landing strip of the puffy nature
Bro, last night, that chicks mufflepuff was gnarly
by Mufflepuffer December 10, 2016
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