Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.
Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.
Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 01, 2006
1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*
2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*
2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
by D-Suicide May 20, 2008
by Catie123456 January 25, 2009
the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.
strudel, etc.
by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009
by PwningPanda October 30, 2009
a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.
by trank April 15, 2008
A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.
Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
by Shark Farts March 17, 2010

