a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Sounds like butt stuff