Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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a group of silly people who are yUmmY muffinz
exclusive muffin club memberz ov 2oo3
*kaspa -bexley- choc.chip.muffin *vonzii -berala- blueberry.muffin
*tina -ashbury- chocolate.muffin *peter -st johnz- banana.muffin
*teddi -city- cinnamon.muffin *tony -canley heights- apple.muffin
*bao -miller- peanut.bran.muffin *phi -st johnz- cherry.muffin
by lidool laydee May 05, 2003
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A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.
When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.
by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003
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