When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The feeling in your chest when you eat a muffin or bread too fast.