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A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
by o.O April 20, 2005
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A nickname given to a partner or loved one. Such as babe, honey, love etc...
Goodmorning "MUFFIN" how are you babe?
by SmallKnick January 23, 2010
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a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
by muffinist November 10, 2003
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One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important March 03, 2004
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1. A tasty food.

2. An insult to a fat person.

3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt

4. A term of endearment

5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.

6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.

7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)

8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.
1. Dude, this muffin tastes great! Did you bake more?

2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!

3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)

4. I love you, Muffin

5. Those pants give her a total muffin!

6. Dude, you have muffin hair.

7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?

8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.
by MelodyMoose January 07, 2011
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A muffin is a human female who engages in inauthentic friendly interactions with other parties despite having largely neutral or out right ill-will towards said parties. A muffin commonly expresses to these parties that she is a true "BFF" or that she would later like to "hang out". No further evidence of "BFF" status is ever provided. Appointments to "hang out" are either solidified and later dropped by the muffin, or more routinely never given a concrete date and time. Other common attributes of muffins inclue: Saccharine insincerity, talking badly of others behind their backs despite being kind to them in person, and Facebook pictures which involve the thrusting forward of one's bosom in an awkward attempt to posture attractively.
(Actual Interaction between a PERSON and a MUFFIN as recorded at a college town social event 9/25/2010)
MUFFIN: Oh, hi there. I haven't seen you in like forever.
PERSON: Oh, hi. How are you doing?
MUFFIN: I am doing so great. Isn't this the coolest place in the world? This is my favorite place to go ever.
PERSON: Yeah, it's alright I guess. How have you be-
MUFFIN: Remember when we took that absolutely awful class with that professor who smelled like old Rice Krispies. That class was so stupid.
PERSON: Uh, yeah, I guess.
MUFFIN: You know what? We should hang out. Seriously, you were like my best friend in that class. We were practically like sisters. We gotta do something.
PERSON: Oh, sure. You doing anything next weekend? We could grab some lunch.
MUFFIN: Oh no. I'm super busy that day, but you are on my Facebook, right?
MUFFIN: *using cellphone* I just sent you a request. That'll be 1263 for me. *giggle* Oh hi, Jessica, I haven't seen you in forever. You know you are my best- *walks away*
PERSON: *shrug* Bye?
by Cabbage Flavored Popcorn January 12, 2013
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A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 05, 2005
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