Urban Dictionary: muffie

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A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ August 19, 2009

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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021

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Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

by Muffie man June 30, 2013

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The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 09, 2015

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The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 09, 2015

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Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

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