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a fishy smelly nasty muff (vagina) that makes you gag
Lindsey was muff diving on Lucia the other night and had to stop because her pussy was so nasty it made Lindsey muffgag all over her muff
by Leslie Marie Thesbian January 15, 2009
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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