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(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
by Nite Owl December 21, 2005
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by gulliblezine February 24, 2008
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Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.
That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.
by Hayterade22 October 15, 2017
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