Muffins of any sorts from Grandview Stauf’s Coffee Roasters.

To push someone's face with an open hand.

MUFF (The Melbourne Underground Film Festival) is an independent and non-profit organisation which showcases a diversity of film and video based works in the areas of underground, independent, guerrilla and exploitation and featuring mostly adult, genre, controversial, avant garde, political, sexual or artistic concepts. MUFF presents new features and shorts, as well as presenting an innovative selection of curated programs and retrospectives.
It was formed out of disagreements over the content and running of the Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF).

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.

the top part of the muffin, the part thats all crunchy.

vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,

A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving