Urban Dictionary: muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

by enspration5 May 28, 2004

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A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.

D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat

by LilJOnwhattt June 30, 2005

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Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 13, 2010

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Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

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