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Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.
by Raetsch September 21, 2006
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006
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