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ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....
"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"
by Joseph Gomez March 15, 2006
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when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge
'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'
by Tingles and Sweets September 01, 2004
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where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
by Juma Jai February 11, 2007
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One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex
Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver
by CoReY f August 08, 2006
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an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.

Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.
by StupidPeopleHater December 08, 2007
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a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"
julie likes muff, bloody muff diver
by Shaun Elgar January 08, 2008
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