ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge

where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"