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to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some muff last night, word.
by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003
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Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas
Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.
by charles heston October 25, 2004
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A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
by BF Deal July 31, 2009
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to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver
that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate
by samwise the cunning December 08, 2005
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