"the only way she could hate me more would be if i Mufasa her on valentinesday again"

"Remember in The Ring when that girl climbs out of the well?"
"Ooooohh (shiver). Mufasa..."

Sarcasm:
"Did someone kick your dad in the nuts right before he and your momma made you?"
"Ooooooh, Mufasa."

"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-

"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-

"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-

Daniel wasn't mufasaing enough, so he was trampled by a rhino.

"She said she wouldn't S on my D until I trimmed my mufasa"

"When I showed her my mufasa, she asked me where my dick was."

"Due to the mufasa, she had to comb through my mane to get to my junk."

Scenario: The finest thing you've every seen walks in, like I dont know T.I.

A girl would say: Mufasa!!!

"Man, that zachary kid just pulled a really annoying mufasa on elliots' status update, then stopped commenting."