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A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried
by Hazzat July 04, 2012
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
by KatieW July 05, 2012
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The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015
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Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 16, 2012
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Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
by treebobjoe July 06, 2012
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