When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!
by DomAndAustin April 23, 2016
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a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness
mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*
by drewamoo March 16, 2004
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*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.
"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!
by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019
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*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.
"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!
by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019
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a “puddle” of thick mud, usually on a pavement or somewhere mud wouldn’t normally be
oh no i stood in a muddle
by the noiser May 22, 2021
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It was a word in code invented by Vita Sackville West and her husband Harold Nicolson, it means "affair" (mostly with the same sex for that is why it must be coded).
I'm in no muddles right now.
She is not exactly a muddle.
by Queerperson15 July 28, 2021
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