I was fucking my girl so good last night and I came a huge load all over her asshole and pussy. It was the biggest creamy mud pie I'd ever given her.
by Michael Palmer and Maria Short March 25, 2009
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 05, 2006
by dr.pecks October 10, 2010
During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.
by andihopeuchoke February 13, 2007
When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
by Dan and Tim November 25, 2004
A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
by The Love Seal September 08, 2011