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When you have had a crap and the toilet paper runs out and the shit dries on your arse
I really must get home and change my chuddies', the toilet paper ran out and I really need to hack these mucknuts off
by ziggyman May 21, 2010
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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