Muckfast is the drink of champions. A terrifying cocktail of Buckfgast and Magners, it is not for the faint hearted. The glorious appley goodness of Magners lets the caffinated death juice of Buckfast go down a little easier, so one finds oneself totally blocked. Very quickly. But blocked with the capabilities to keep going all night. Great.

The best thing about this drink is that the measurements, unlike any other cocktail in the world, do not matter. Just chuck it in and throw it down....your neck. Brilliant.

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.