a lovely human whose purpose in life is to cause suffering to teenagers everywhere. she has a nonsensical story for every occasion. she doesn't even like ivanka trump, but she'll spend and entire class talking about her ivanka trump boots. like no one gives a fuck

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.