a man who can't keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 penises on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the labia furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.