The best man alive

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The sexiest and thiccest character in the popular animated cartoon called Rick And Morty. He is a very good friend of the Smiths, along with Rick Sanchez. He is known for wearing a top hat, grey shorts, and a blue t-shirt, along with a cane. He has been through some trauma though... like when Beth shot him in season 2 episode 4, "Total Rickall"

From rick and morty
Extremely small, gets shot by laser beam

Dude from rick and morty