Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.
Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!
by Drew0683 June 20, 2011
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to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length
I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!

Did you mow the lawn earlier?
by pubeless wonder October 26, 2010
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mow the lawn refers to the act of sexually stimulating a woman's birth cannon
"dude! did you mow the lawn last night?"
"of course I did, she was so hot"
by Mandrewline May 06, 2013
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when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.
"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."
by coochieman69 May 01, 2010
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Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend
Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!
by Paul Schultz March 21, 2006
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