What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.
"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."
by PoliPotter April 12, 2009
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That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
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When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.
"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"
by Poundcakes January 17, 2017
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The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.
With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.
by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019
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when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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