Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.
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A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.
Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"
by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018
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Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.
I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.
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After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
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A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.
Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!
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