Urban Dictionary: motherload

the biggest, the best - nothing even compares to something that is the {motherload}

Why get those small breast implants, when you can get the motherload of all implants. Helps if you use the phrase "motherload of all..."

I got pelted with a motherload of potatoes.

by JillnJulie November 19, 2006

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When you're having sex with a girl and her mom comes in, and you pull out and accidentally cum on her. (Preferrably in the eye.)

"Whoops, sorry Mrs. Anderson. I'll
bet that stings."

by FuckedYourDad September 07, 2004

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A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

by Don January 16, 2003

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A really big poop...one to be proud of that typically will make you feel 10 pounds lighter once you're done.

Man, I really hit the motherload this morning. Once I got off the toilet, I felt like I could fly!

by backcooman March 20, 2019

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When a big clump of dried up poop is stuck in a clump of butt hairs right below the balls and just above the butthole.

Hey dude, i have this really annoying motherload im trying to get rid of, have any idea's?..

by Capptain Howdy January 09, 2009

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Where a person lays there hand flat, then the person jabs the ends of there fingers into a persons side quickly (between the armpit and the hip).

side jab
Motherload

by RipJaw April 19, 2011

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When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

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