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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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A son's mother - who after he takes a wife, becomes jealous of the wife and considers her competition for the son's affection (which is gross and somewhat incestuous). If not put in her place (told to fuck off) by the daughter-in-law immediately after marrying her son, the mother-in-law will grow fiercely competitive and attempt to wreck the son's marriage by whatever means necessary.
My mother-in-law is jealous of the fact that I married her baby boy and helped him to become a man. What a sick bitch.
by Loxi July 19, 2009
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An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.
by SHANNON January 13, 2004
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A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.
Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.
by Nikki J. September 10, 2003
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A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.
by Gary Campbell July 17, 2005
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A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.
My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax
by lucija July 01, 2006
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