slang for a very good they/them friend who is a tiny cryptid and is loved very much

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

irish slang for a girl often used instead of 'bird'

Lamp.....

Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)

A shitty Butterfly.....