Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 20, 2011
6
A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
by disgruntled guy November 19, 2005