a dwarfy lopsided odd shaped bastard whos done so many evil nasty rotten things to people in her sad wee odd shaped miserable life, that she is now a most hated bitch amongst the workforce....oh & she smells of fish as well, possibly because of her close family connections with the sea!

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.