Urban Dictionary: moss

to relax, and chill.. and it is also a football players last name ( Randy Moss ) plays for the Pats/ Rats..

yo dont stress it , just mosss

by Manraj Brar March 23, 2008

1, An old drunk that shits their pants and sends money to women

2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life

3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem

4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass

1, i took a wikked moss,, my god it was horrible,, and now i'm broke and my ass hurts

2, i'm just being a moss all my life

3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss

4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass

by Dpcx MrPerfect October 17, 2012

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1. a HUGE MESS, but, in an endearing sort of way; 2. Rebecca.

She is such a huge moss; one time she dropped her grilled cheese in front of an entire tour group!

by mossy rock October 08, 2009

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moss

fungus like vegitation that grows on trees mostly.

Hey, Look at that tree with that moss all over it!

by mellowknee January 03, 2006

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a super secret slang word for marijuana.

hey man... you got any moss over there?
yeah, bud, it's damn green over here!
rock n roll!

by jC September 01, 2003

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Moss is a great guy. He is normally a comedic genius. He enjoys doing impressions. They are quite good. He seems like a real tough guy but really he's a soft sentimental and sensitive guy. He loves Abstract Impressionism and will most likely have a bad hair cut

Girl 1- I know you have a crush on Moss
Girls 2- How do you not. He's such a great guy! He's so funny

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