(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.
Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...
by aleams March 16, 2009
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A fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.

When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).

Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.
Fat guy: I'm going to go crowd surfing!
Friend #1: Don't do it!
*Fat Guy jumps of stage*
Crowd: SHIT!
*Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy*
*Fat Guy falls on his face*
Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass?
by lonercs June 16, 2010
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An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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A corrupt institution that is dishonest, like it's students whom have fake friendships, take drugs, pills, weed, and drink alcohol. They need good grades, and kiss their parents asses to get out on the weekends. Most attendees are narcissistic and feel much more entitled than they are. Still, with all these problems, on the surface, we, and our lives, are all one word: perfect.
Moses Brown hosts students like this: a bitchy insecure teenage girl who walks around like she owns all of her one-hundred classmates. She talks shit like its her job, and is fake friends to everyone, but is too ignorant to even get how clueless, bitchy and negative she truly is. She lives in her own "reality"...and after highschool, she'll amount to nothing.
by princetongirl99 April 07, 2009
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Someone, generally gay, who has gained notoriety for being a person to whom gay people come out for the first time. The gay Moses leads the newbie, or person who has just realized he/she is gay, through the coming out process, parting the Red Sea - that is, conservative America.
Kevin: Dude, Jon totally just came out to me.
Doug: I told you: you're a gay Moses!
by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 03, 2007
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When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
by 20stalks November 22, 2013
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