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morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES
"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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