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Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
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Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
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